doubledoors:

A friend of mine received this letter the other day.“We respectfully request that students who wish to masturbate do so in the comfort of their own rooms.”

doubledoors:

A friend of mine received this letter the other day.
“We respectfully request that students who wish to masturbate do so in the comfort of their own rooms.”

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spydaddy:

Great moments in Jack Bristow.

spydaddy:

Great moments in Jack Bristow.

(Source: missvampirebarbie)

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When ur classmates are teasing u to ur crush

Outside ur like:

;

But inside ur like:

hoho

(via aerodown)

hahahah

(via coolnursebryan)

derevko:

Oh! Oh her little face! HOW IS SHE SO PRECIOUS?

derevko:

Oh! Oh her little face! HOW IS SHE SO PRECIOUS?

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Pacquiao won, yehey! 

People, JUST GET OVER IT ALREADY!

And when you read about America in European newspapers, what you are likely to find is a tone bordering on pity. The U.S. is depicted as a fraying empire of obesity, ignorance, debt, gridlock, stagnation, and mindless war.
Howard Fineman

(Source: Newsweek)